The World Cup was a bit of a fail.

England’s World Cup hopes are shattered. Our dreams are broken. The sun has gone down for English football.

Oh well.

Yes, our management was less than perfect, yes, our defence was rubbish, and yes, our performance overall was very poor. BUT… Actually, I can’t think of a positive to come of this. We were pretty appalling. And now my chances of getting with Alex Pettyfer are slimmer than Posh Spice’s waist.

We were thrashed into the ground by Germany in a match that showed us that when the ball goes into the goal, it isn’t necessarily a goal. Now the team faces many questions about why we were so rubbish. I personally don’t think it’s very surprising when you consider how focused our players were.


Lampard and Terry, er, exercising.