Welcome to the Blog.

Welcome to The Life and Trials of a Teenage Cynic. My name is Regrettable Mullet (not really; my parents aren’t actually that cruel, though they did once make me clean the entire bathroom with nothing but a carrot and a lump of coal). This is my first blog. To be honest, I’m not sure if it’s really my thing. I’m more into muttering sarcastic comments under my breath, rolling my eyes at people and taking part in amateur dramatics.

From what I know, a blog is like a diary that everyone can see. I did once keep a diary, but it wasn’t really as exciting as I’d thought it might be. There were no massive fires or plagues or anything. However, some of my entries were particularly insightful.


I was very self-aware, and expressed my emotions with feeling and astuteness.

I also described important events in my life, and how my behaviour towards other people developed.


I doubt that this blog will be as sensitive as my innocent childhood diaries, but I hope that it will go some way to describing the life and trials of the teenage cynic I have now become.