"All aboard the cynical ship!"

Although to be honest, I reckon our captain's pretty incompetent.

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

I want you back.

Er, hi again. Yes, I know, it’s been a while. Don’t look at me like that. There’s no need to act like a ditched boyfriend. I know I may have cheated on you with LiveJournal, but things are different now. Take me back. I won’t leave you again. (Well, not until another online blogging utility turns up.)

That’s right guys, Regrettable Mullet is back, and ready to spread the teenage cynicism like a sarcastic margarine. (Perhaps called You know it’s not butter, why pretend?) Watch out world, pessimism is heading your way!

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