Jared Leto is widely acknowledged as a rather handsome chap (oh, that man is hotter than the centre of the bleeding sun), and thanks to the popularity of 30 Seconds To Mars and his acting in several films, there is enough mancandy coming from his direction to keep even the most obsessive fangirl happy. Not that I would know…
He gives eyeliner sex appeal.
Even my brother agrees that Mr. Leto’s piercing blue eyes and dark hair falling over his face is buff. And he’s straight. That’s just how hot Jared is. Just look at him. Those eyes are like pools of copper sulphate.
Have you got a map? ‘Cause I’m lost in your eyes.
Sadly, this has not lasted. For some bizarre reason, Jared is fighting his good looks and has decided to do this to himself.
Bury me, bury me!
A blonde Mohawk… and huge sunglasses hiding his eyes… What?! Listen Leto, I am Regrettable Mullet. I know about tragic hair. I am thoroughly disappointed.
30 Seconds To Mars were interviewed in a recent issue of Kerrang! magazine. The resulting photoshoot looked like the Hairy Bikers had just run into Jedward’s long-lost triplet.
Jared had the same dreadful look at the Dior show in Paris.
Even Jessica Alba’s concerned. I bet she’s saying: “Hi, I’m Jess. You know, I’m going out with this really hot guy. He’ll be here any minute now... Oh my God, Jared! Is that you? What have you done to yourself?”
I am seriously considering removing my shrine to Jared due to this. I can only hope that he sees the error of his ways soon, ditches the bleached-blonde hair, and reverts to the buff ting he used to be.
And Jared, you couldn’t get Gerard Way to do the same, whilst you’re at it?
